• argentina: fouls german player
  • referee: pretends he didn't see
  • germany: schweinsteiger barely touches player of the other team
  • referee: OUTRAGEOUS!! I HAVE TO PUNISH THAT, CLEARLY THIS WAS A FOUL!!
  • Ref: *gives 1039372618571 yellow cards to germany players and penalizes them continually*
  • Germany: *sighs*
  • Ref: argentina you're offsides
  • Argentina: what the fuck did you just say to me you little shit i am argentina nobody tells me i'm doing things wrong this is a tragedy i am going to sue your ass into next week i deserve better why are you so biased in favor of germany i demand a recount
  • Ref: ...
  • Ref: yellow card for germany

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

shineonyoucrazytimelord:

There were so many names for German goal scorers that when they were listed they looked like movie credits. Let that sink in.